Leaving on a Honda...

All my bags are packed,

But I'm not ready to go,

I am standing here without a core,

I hate to call you up to say goodbye.

But my dog is barking, 

He's running around,

He wetting my pants by licking them out,

Already i'm so lonesome i could die...

So leave me but smile for me,

Tell me that you wont cry for me,

Dont hug me if you ever gonna cry,

Cause i'm leaving on a Honda,

Dont know when i'll be back again,

Oh please, i am dreaded to go.

There's so many times i've kicked you down,

So many times, I've pushed you around,

I tell you now they dont really mean a thing,

Everyplace i go i'll be dissing you,

Every song i sing i'll make joke about you,

when i come back i wont be bringing any RING'git,

So leave me but smile for me,

Tell me that you wont cry for me,

Dont hug me if you ever gonna cry,

Cause i'm leaving on a Honda,

Dont know when i'll be back again,

Oh please, i am dreaded to go.

Now the time has come for me to leave you,

One more time for me to joke about you,

Close your eyes it still wont go away,

Even with the days that's coming around,

Dont even think about being alone,

I'll still call even when i'm awayyy..

So leave me but smile for me,

Tell me that you wont cry for me,

Dont hug me if you ever gonna cry,

Cause i'm leaving on a Honda,

Dont know when i'll be back again,

Oh please, i am dreaded to go....

To go....